I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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