he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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