Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
