What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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