My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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