I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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