Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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