wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
love makes seman taste better
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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