Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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