There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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