I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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