And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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