I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
