My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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