When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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