We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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