when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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