just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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