Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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