I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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