You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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