The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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