Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good