glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?