So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing