Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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