oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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