walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
