no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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