He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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