shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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