Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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