I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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