Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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