im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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