i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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