The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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