They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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