bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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