she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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