I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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