the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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