they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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