Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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