Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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