I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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