That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Princesses don't give blow jobs
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
i believe in u and ur pee
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