The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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