i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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