Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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