I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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