I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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