Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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