he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Randomize
