I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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