And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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